Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...