Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...