From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
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How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
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A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
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Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
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Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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