God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...