Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...