Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...