A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...