Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Question answer 07
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Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
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May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Strip Joint
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A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...