Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...