Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...