Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...