I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...