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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...