A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...