Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
chef found a daddy long legs
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Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...