Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...