Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...