Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...