The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...