News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...