A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...