Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.