Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...