Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...