A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
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Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...