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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Modems beat women
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Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
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A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...