How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Understanding Your Paycheck
Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...