Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...