How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...