ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...