How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...