Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!