Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...