Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...