Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...