The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...