Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Consultation fees
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Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...