Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...