What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...