Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
The local District Judge
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Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...