Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...