Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...