I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...