Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...