Pope Dies
Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...