100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...