Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....