What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...