Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...