Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...